Hello welcome to the Syncopated Theater we are TJ and Joe. We are two guys from Somers, CT. Two thing matter in our lives, and two things only...chics...and music. We hate assholes, and we like beavers. TJ plays the drums and Joe plays the Guitar, we are on the market for a Bassist. Not some shithead that plucks strings but someday that has balls, and likes chics and tunes also. Right now I have nothing really to say so I will list the types of music we like...Rock N' Roll, Punk, Alternative, Jazz, Disco, Funk, Old School Rap, notice I said Old School, Classical, Big Band, Easey Listening (Sinatra & Martin etc.) 80s Dance, Techno, Motown, Oldies. Joe drives a white truck...it is nice...but not as nice as the Pool Man Van. That son of a bitch can go 0 to 60 in about 2 seconds. We both run X-C Joe is really good and TJ is okay.
This page just started, so come back frequently to see the changes. Hopefully when the fuckheads making this page learn to program html we will have more info on us and other things important in life.